Name: Racing Stuff Shirt — Version 1
Brand: It's Not the Car
Price: 20.14 GBP
Availability: InStock

You see me. I see you, seeing me. So much wild heat plays between us that the bartender grabs the seltzer gun to douse the flames. [BLAH BLAH HUMAN COURTING-RITUAL STUFF] and then I take you back to my place.

Would you like to watch every single one of my VHS tapes of WRC in-car, I say, as soon as you're in the door? In chronological order, naturally, starting with McRae's first championship? I have hundreds of those tapes, because I collect them, no that's not weird at all, of course I have a VHS player, why do you ask?

What, like I'd own a Betamax?

You leave, unceremoniously.

Clearly not meant to be. I still have my in-car, though.

Wait! Twenty minutes later, you are back! Waltzing through the door with an armload of boxes, your own stash of WRC in-car! Retrieved from your house! And . . . on DVD! Hundreds of them!

Some attractions are eternal.

Solid colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
Heather colors: 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz.)
Regular fit
Unisex sizing

This graphic is also available as a mug.

(With apologies to Jordan Taylor, who is hilarious.)

Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
Regular fit
Unisex sizing

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Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.