INTC "Of Distinction" Shirt

$25.00

Well, ya got trouble, my friend, right here, I say, trouble, right here in River City. Why, sure I'm a billiard player—certainly mighty proud, I say, I'm always mighty proud to say it. I consider that the hours I spend with a cue in my hand are golden! Help you cultivate horse sense! And a cool head! And a keen eye! Did ya ever take and try to give an iron-clad leave to yourself from a three-rail billiard shot? But just as I say, it takes judgement, brains, and maturity to score! In a baulk-line game, I say that any boob can take and shove a ball in a pocket. And they call that sloth. The first big step on the road to the depths of deg-ra-day—I say, first, medicinal wine from a teaspoon! Then beer from a bottle! An' the next thing ya know, your son is playin' for money in a pinch-back suit! And list'nin to some big out-a-town Jaspers tellin' bout motorized race-a-mobiles on the internet!


(Robert Preston and Meredith Willson hung the moon. With apologies to them both.)

  • Solid colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Heather colors: 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester

  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz.) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

  • He left River City
  • The library building
  • But he left all the books to her!


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  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.